Tuesday, 24 September 2013

20 Outstanding Neighbour Complaint Notes

Disgruntled neighbours are righting wrongs with passive-aggressive notes complaining about loud sex, defecating dogs, wifi and loud music. Here are 20 of the best.

1. ‘Your Bass Speakers Are Amazing’

2. Elevator grievance.

3. ‘To The People That Kept Us Up All Night’

4. Rowing over Wifi.

5. Dog poop dispute

6. ‘Here’s a recording of you having sex’

7. Bowling elephants

8. Finish Her!

9. Your picture here

10. Christmas Music complaint

11. A Friendly Haiku

12. Stealing Plants

13. Exocism

14. We do not like flute

15. No need to call the cops again

16. Old Lady!

17. I hope You drown.

18. Do Not trust the big cat

19. Smoking cat

20. ’I don’t piss in your mouth for hours on end so please stop shitting in my ears’

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